01 9 / 2014

(Source: yivialo, via thickwallets)

01 9 / 2014

  • 1: I think it's time we called quits and go our separate ways.
  • 2: hahahahahah legends ! [grabs guitar] [strums wmyb chords]

01 9 / 2014

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

(via 1dcolourtherainbow)

01 9 / 2014

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

(via larrystylinsons)

01 9 / 2014

letmelarryyou:

Reading hardcore gay porn for the first time

image

(via butyouwantaccessories)

01 9 / 2014

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

(via arrystyles)

01 9 / 2014

  • 1: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • 2: okay.
  • 1: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • 2: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • 1: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • 2: still seems pretty awful.
  • 1: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • 2: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • 1: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • 2:
  • 1: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • 2:
  • 1:
  • 2: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • 1:
  • 2:
  • 1: what third option?
  • 2: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

01 9 / 2014

thenextfamous:

coltonwestdance:

adayofballet:

Svetlana Zakharova in Two as One

The breath

I needed this……

thenextfamous:

coltonwestdance:

adayofballet:

Svetlana Zakharova in Two as One

The breath

I needed this……

(via pointeshoesecrets)

01 9 / 2014

snatchingyofav:

PLEASE BE TRUE 😊😊😊😊😊😊

(via thickwallets)

01 9 / 2014

luxuryniall:

why leak nudes when you can leak one direction’s fourth album

(via butyouwantaccessories)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

perks-of-being-moriarty:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

well at least they already have the first chapter 

(via e-xha1e)

01 9 / 2014

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

(via arrystyles)

01 9 / 2014

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen, via arrystyles)

01 9 / 2014

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via pride)